Before there was karma harvesting on Reddit, there was collecting Microsoft Desktop Certifications and copy pasting the goddamn same comment on every single Microsoft Community support post.

Can’t turn off sticky keys? Run SFC & DISM /restore-health

AutoCAD won’t activate? Run SFC & DISM /restore-health

Can’t run SFC & DISM /restore-health? Run SFC & DISM /restore-health

For those of you curious, SFC, checks a list of essential system files with a list of known good copies.

DISM examines Windows image to check that all the files exist as they should and that Windows Updates have applied correctly.

Hi u/tn0000,

Thank you for posting to the community.

According to your description, you are in a gaslighting competiton against a Microsoft Community Contributor. To ensure this is isolated to you and not other members of the community, please attempt the following steps:

1. Update your official Microsoft Igniter to ensure your quips are installed properly.

2. If the above did not resolve the issue, press Windows + R key to open the run command box, and type sfc / scannow to check for corrupted system files that may be the cause.

3. Finally, if the above two failed to yield any results reinstall the program. Because we know fuck-all and just like making up shit for you to do.

Best regards,
u/Sanctus

I swear, those guys seem to think Windows is never at fault.

the 4 horseman of the apocalypse (when you know you need to reformat):

• sfc /scannow
• dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth
• run the troubleshooting tool
• install KB069420 from dead link

at least on linux we get to tailor our useless terminal commands to your specific problem before telling you to fuck off

I once had someone on Microsoft Community tell me to run sfc /scannow and bootrec /fixmbr. The issue I had was Explorer.exe (like, the start menu and taskbar) was crashing every time I modified a file. The solution (as far as I ever figured out) was to reinstall Windows.