• FfaerieOxide@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      And then you gotta talk about giant squids.

      Them things is huuuuuuuuuuge. Like you can fit two regular size squids inside one and the big ones at that.

      All wriggly and covered in equal parts suckers and slime.

      Life is like that, my friend. You got all sorts of movement in it and it’s trying to slip away from you AS (get is? as) it grips onto you.

      Them suckers is painful too, because they got fish hooks in them. Squid fish hooks are natures fish hooks, that’s why they used to use them as fish hooks.

      Of course they had to catch the squid to cut its arms up and once they managed that no one wanted to use the hooks anymore as they had just went through the trouble of inventing a non-hook-related method of catching sealife.

      And life is like that, friend.

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          1 year ago

          And that’s ANOTHER thing. You never cleaned the cheesewheel from the hampster aerdrion valtrex.

          Why won’t you address the cruise boat missive ?

          Right, your moral cowardice.