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minus-squareNeatoBuilds@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·2 days agoSo if we put these extra pair of legs on babies then they can stand in more extreme angles making them better at construction at a time when there is a housing shortage
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 days agoFor acceptance in the US we will also add more hands so the baby can hold an AR 15 while doing construction work.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 days agoI am convinced, I vote to allow it.
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoI am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?
minus-squareCanonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 hours agoBiblically accurate infant.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoSpiderbaby, spiderbaby, does whatever a spider can, spiderbaby, spiderbaby, it’s mother refused to nurse it!
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoSplice with spider genes? I’ll allow that, too. On a completely unrelated note I just bought a new Porche and condo.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoIf we’re going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?
So if we put these extra pair of legs on babies then they can stand in more extreme angles making them better at construction at a time when there is a housing shortage
For acceptance in the US we will also add more hands so the baby can hold an AR 15 while doing construction work.
I am convinced, I vote to allow it.
I am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?
Biblically accurate infant.
Spiderbaby, spiderbaby, does whatever a spider can, spiderbaby, spiderbaby, it’s mother refused to nurse it!
Splice with spider genes? I’ll allow that, too.
On a completely unrelated note I just bought a new Porche and condo.
If we’re going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?