• jumperalex@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    A common misconception. Take the so called “light bulb” for instance. People think they emit light. They do not. They ingest darkness. They are dark suckers. They pull in all the darkness around them, but objects get in the way, and that’s why there are shadows. And when they’re full, they stop working. That’s why they have a brown spot when they stop working, they are full of dark.

    Don’t fall for the light emitting conspiracy. LONG LIVE THE DARK SUCKERS!!!

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      1 year ago

      For a second I didn’t think this was a meme, and I was like “I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.”

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        1 year ago

        It was a risk not adding /s especially since I tried really hard to not be too absurd as to be obvious. I will take your unease as a compliment :)