Fucking based

Is this loss?

Sometimes you just hafta look at it

I’ll grant you that; I haven’t used dnf so can’t speak to its performance.

Atomic updates are amazing. But the package manager is slow as hell. SuSE managed to make zypper much faster using the same package format.

Also, holding the gun that far out in this situation could end badly if the assailant manages to grab it.

I have to disagree with you there. Systemd sucks ass, and so does RPM.

This is the goddamned truth

How do I get a grant to do this kind of research

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

I’ll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it’s my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn’t give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

The title was the best part

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

+C

Thought about making shirts with that printed on the front during first year calculus.

Alpine is the way

Would be super easy to make a LaTeX document on Overleaf just for the Internet points

Same, I thought that was the joke at first

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.