Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.

I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?

That was great. :)

If it’s to your benefit, say nothing. But if it nerfs something you use then you have a duty to fix their mistake! Those national defence people will understand.

Ah! That’s the missing piece, thank you!

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!

The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!

That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!

Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.

That’s amazing!

Yeah, I think the same software you used to image your SD card can be used to make an image from your SD card.

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

I was thinking it would be better if you could use the tool to disable windows features.