Cockroach milk is sourced from the Pacific Beetle cockroach, a type of roach that gives birth to live offspring and produces ‘milk’, which it feeds its embryos through a ‘brood sac’ (essentially a cockroach womb). There is, in fact, no actual ‘milking’ involved: scientists need to carve out the cockroach’s gut in order to access the milk, which is in the form of crystals.

https://lemmy.world/post/24613381

Don’t know if it’ll cover all your use cases, but I was looking for something similar and recently got my hands on a Steam Deck. Have been very pleased with the purchase so far. To be fair, I haven’t gotten into customizing the desktop yet, but I’m sure anything’s achievable since it’s just running Arch.

Considering that original works are discarded, it’s strange how effective they’re at plagiarizing them