We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
Asses to asses, butts to butts
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
I’m keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character
They’d charge you for your sims’ water bill if they could
At a better pizza place maybe
True story, that’s the weird uncle of the flamin hot family
Mine makes pretzel bites
You’re saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?
“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert