The Assman

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Yeah, he’s on first

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

That’s one small step for gnorts

A fucking DORK?

Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

Movie first, Saturday afternoon. Next it was a dinner date, and then board game night with her friends. You know, to make sure everyone is compatible.

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Ass Hill, you say 👀

Crust? Mantle? We’re talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Neither can the future martian colonists

M,ILF

Blubber