Azuth

And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

Level 18?

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

oof ouch my bones

“Fuck it we ball” led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and I’m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

What if we held hands through the grave hole 😳👉👈

I feel this. I’m not socially awkward, can speak in front of a crowd just fine, but my brain just can’t figure out what “flirting” actually is. I’m aware it’s a form of conversation different from normal talking that expresses attraction, but as for how it’s different, how to do it etc.

I’m in the dark and no friend of mine has been able to give a clear answer.

So happy I deleted my 4chan account, really helped curb my desire to kill the women I date.

It’s basically the same genre, but “Trip Hop Beats to Relax/Study To” just doesn’t have the same ring to it

Forget stock photos, this is the real top lemmy meme

Your GenX peers wanted the same from you, as did their Boomer peers from them. One day, those same zoomer friends of yours will be confused and annoyed by their Gen Alpha friends’ slang, and the cycle will continue.

If people want to talk to me, they’re friendly and nice.

If I want to talk to people, I’m being clingy and annoying.

Simple as that