I’m currently moving from duckdns to desec.io — with the hope of it being more reliable.

Probably very shortly after dinner has been served at that restaurant.

So he denied he’s not the pigeon lady? Or he denied he is the pigeon lady?

Especially since anyone can paint them on the floor anywhere!

Reminds me of this classic: https://web.archive.org/web/20170714115926/http://bash.org/?104383

What do your teeth look like, man?

Dunno. I guess growing them fast enough would also be a problem.

It’s also why cats are afraid of cucumbers.

Bro, you should sharpen your knives.

You mean I’m just not cutting strong enough?

Well, it probably happened an infinite amount of times already. But the resulting cucumber-detonation just triggers a new Big Bang. We’re on the whatever-millionth reset now. Should end any day now. STOP CUTTING CUCUMBERS, SHEEPLE!!

Well, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.

That’s just one way to do it.

That’s easy to explain, having cut a lot of cucumbers in my life. Since the actual nucleus of an atom is much smaller than the atom including its electrons itself, the probability of hitting the protons or neutrons is so small, that I’d need to live for a few thousand years and cut 1 cucumber per second nonstop, before this scenario happens even once. It is not impossible, just very improbable.

@Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml you might enjoy The Good Place — not sci-fi, but awesome group building. Don’t read anything about it online to avoid spoilers, just sit and watch season 1. If you like it, watch the other seasons as well.

And there’s still people out there, believing that.

I don’t think it’s possible, as his deployment code is very specific to our company setup (own acme, own sso, …). Sorry. 😕