We’re so special. We’re so strong and brave and we’re smarter than everyone
We’re so special. We’re so strong and brave and we’re smarter than everyone
2056
Plug DNA access into pc
Google sync my brain chip with my browser page
Start searching new brain plague of 2043
Google show ad pop-up in my eyes, try to close them, but the ads are projected on the optic nerve.
New ideia
scan anti-ad chip that my friend gave me
It works, I’m free
anyway, try to order food
Error the system is not autenticated please install chrome chiplinx 3.8 to continue.
Receive fine of half my salary, new policy under anti-piracy order
Where is my meme status quo flavored.
I like the usability and how Elementary OS feels. Before that I was using Ubuntu.
Free if you can carry it.
Doctor he is suffering from major theory disorder, everytime he sees a object he need to know the theory behind it, he is now understanding beds.
I’m afraid he might become a scientist in the future.
Doctor please, we are a respectable family save my son from this awful destiny.
Everything humans do is natural.
Drive computer’s is against human nature, I like my car without a conscience, thank you
No sir, my car doesn’t have this chip thingy, my car is pure steel.
Sorry bro, you drive a computer.
-I’m fine bro I’m cured
Proceed to discontinue the medication
-Oh no I’m actually dying
-End of meme-
Commentary.exe initializing…
Who would have guessed?
Jokes apart, I blame society for anxiety, being so fast paced and all.
-End of Commentary-
#poweroff
Dream a hypothesis that gets confirmation is pretty cool tho.
Funny thing, some scientific discoveries came to the scientists in a dream
People already pay, with data and watching ads, they are pushing for montly revenue making the costumers angry with abusive ads. Youtube is not some poor beggar it is a company who seek never ending profit. They will punish the weak link, who can’t do something about, they could just increasce ad price, but the announcers can push back so it’s a no go.
Most pirates doesn’t use the product if pirated version isn’t avaliable, they aren’t a costumer, blocking piracy is actually a bad marketing decision, people can build hype even if they aren’t paying. No significant revenue is actually lost for piracy
It’s just about the money really, they want their cut of the AI money cake.
Voltaire, is that you?
Hope
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