Cowboy you get to live a normal life in modern times compared to the other two. A modern day pirate is a shitty 3rd world existence and a samurai means being in Japan. I’ll take Cowboy with a loving wife and kids raising cattle and in the evenings getting to stream 4K content with Starlink on my OLED tv eating amazing BBQ anyday.

I like that you can see both upvotes and downvotes. I always deleted anything on Reddit that went below one karma here I don’t have that urge as I feel at least one person agrees and I feel like I can be my true self instead of always conforming to the sub.

This is awesome so many uses I never even considered.

I worked at a UPS warehouse during a summer break in college no AC or water fountains every old guy had multiple two liters by them it was insane.

I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

Where can I get this mouse? Also what superpower did you get?

I’ve seen guys who finish two or three off in an hour at work.

I struggled with this for awhile my solution was literally to go hungry I might skip one or two meals but eventually the hunger pains will beat away the laziness and make it a higher priority. Once I felt the pain enough I got a positive hit from cooking I didn’t get before.

I applaud him it’s was insanely generous at the time. Outdated for most of todays work but a 4 day type work week etc wouldn’t have even been thought possible at the time.

Here’s your notification test

That’s an imposter!

That’s way more pizza than work they would bring one box and watch everyone scramble for it in my experience.

Thanks everyone might regret this if it blows up like Reddit used to

I’m still zero not even 100% I’m using this site right lol.