Never knew I had so much in common with the narwhal.

It was foretold.

What? Are you too good for some authentic Italian paste-a?

Dude…

Anyone who never got a chance to use Google Now back in the day really missed out! One of Google’s most useful products to date. It would provide you with the most useful/timely information before you even knew you needed it. Word is, it was so useful that people stopped needing to actively use Google’s services to get the info they needed so they scrapped it. Bastards.

They’re called isolinear chips.

You’re thinking of a fizzicist.

What the hell?? You should at least sell it to someone. Do you know how much money you’d make?!

I just did this shit to prove to myself that the “shame nun” from GoT was the boss from Ted Lasso.

That man is the devil, Bobby!