Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.
Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.
If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.
I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
It’s raining men by the weather girls.
When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.
It rubs the frankincense on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.
“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.
It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.
It’s the Dead Ringer from Team Fortress 2
Pardon me, did you say “Abe Lincoln”?
Edit: I was trying to reference this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs
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LFS (Linux from Scratch)
Primal Fear (1996). It’s arguable whether or not the antagonist is truly evil though.
Get a load of this guy - he’s got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…