Either way, from our perspective, the universe is going to kill everything it’s creating. Lol. It’s gotta get that prestige

Just wait until you hear about The Big Crunch

A kid got fired for finding a pen on the ground. Person returned for the pen and then called corporate claiming the kid stole the pen

Snorlax is the champ

Porygon is like the worst pokemon

People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle and then walk away.

People who leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot.

People that drive 20 under the speed limit in the left lane.

You should add Intercourse, Pennsylvania and Slickpoo, Idaho

You would have to live in a state (Hawaii included) long enough to be in resident status, then they can register to vote

Nope. The words I was looking for is fun-sucker and party pooper. Let people have fun lol

I’d definitely pull a Biff Tannen

You know you could have just downvoted and moved on. Instead you chose to suck the fun out. You’re a fun-sucker.

Every party needs a pooper and I guess that poopers you. Party pooper

I would go to r/eyeblech when it was active. There was some pretty fucked up shit on that sub

Watch this gif while listening to Powercore by Nekrogoblikon

It’s a shitpost

I have been, and it’s just as demeaning, but I think constant attention needs to be brought to it

I’m afraid I’m not going to provide a source because that would just make me a hypocrite lol

Afraid not. That would be contradictory to what I’m saying lol

Do you like Cradle of Filth?

First, governments already have all the data they want from you. There’s no way around that. Second, the more information you have on the internet, the easier it is for someone to take your identity. Look up security breaches and hacks and it will become very obvious since many places put your personal info on the web while guaranteeing your info is safe. Third, there are databases that aren’t illegal that store your personal info that people can research to track you down. And it’s not originally meant for unscrupulous reasons. These databases were first meant to replace phone books which would post your contact number and address, but those have since been used for shady business. For example, if you get a lot of spam calls, that means you are on an internet database somewhere.

Another example of why it’s important is a personal experience. I was deployed, and my parents started getting messages from random people asking for my exact location and what operation I was involved in. They claimed they served with me and they wanted a way to send me mail. They refused and then started getting threats of having my niece and sister taken. When I found out, I got NCIS and the FBI involved and not long after the investigations started, there were no more messages.

Another example I can give to you is what started my perma ban on reddit. I saw the story of a man in Wyoming who accidentally ran a wolf over (the wolf was very injures). So instead of putting it out of it’s misery or calling animal services, he paraded the hurt animal around a bar for a few hours before taking it out back and putting it down. I found his phone number on aforementioned databases and posted it on reddit.

The moral of the story is that you are available and findable if you do not take proper steps

Infarction