Dexif

I was laid off several several months ago, am kinda glad now

Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

Yea, been doing this for the last 20 years, we must be close

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

And the name of his first porno!

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

An administration is more than a man, Trump with absolutely 0 political experience was able to keep the country rolling, albeit making awful decisions, then the current mental state of Biden means very little. Having said that, as someone who watched my grandfather pass from Alzheimer’s, it’s really sad to see.

Don’t worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we’ll all float on, alright!

Same, and ironically I own a Kia,

Did this literally with a bag of caltrops and Animate Objects, I got the biggest look of disgust from my DM, it still brings me joy to this day

Seriously, can we skip this episode of black mirror.

Sniff.

Ace combat 4 is still on if my favs

We’d rather bomb each other than save the planet.

Today’s thesis is an improv on why windows sucks.

Everyone thinks they choose when to turn, but they didn’t pave the roads.