FartsWithAnAccent

God loves a fool motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

“Ain’t nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean.”

-The bible probably idklol

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Son of a bitch, we’ve reached peak jeanpost.

What the hell is that?

Boo! Get off the stage HDMI Forum!

Time to jrew some joffee

Landmine, Gatorade, ???, Turtle?

I’m just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

This is so very close lol

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Japan and Germany are in a fierce competition to set the record for highest number of niche words.

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

Sunny Herzog

I think I’m gonna hURL

Google: We love killing the things you love.

Ralph, you little bastard.

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don’t buy it.

What is the logo to the left of Tux and BSD?

Edit: I think it’s GNU?

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?