I should have said more, for once. I meant simulation more to describe the Bethesda house style, which seems to be this idea that having apples that can roll around on a table or whatever is immersive and engaging enough that you don’t need Michael Kirkbride hanging around putting weird metaphysical shit all over the place, actually. I wasn’t saying they were good at it, only that it appears to be what they think.

I think they really don’t believe in storytelling in the way traditional game writers do. They think enough simulation can replace good writing.

Personally I’m certain they are wrong, and it’s tragic that they own the Elder Scrolls IP.

Bitchhh what’s up

I do this

🔥

Men will overthrow the government rather than go to therapy

Incredibly on point. A bit bone chilling actually

Remain straight on QC challenge (nightmare mode)

Legit the hottest way I’ve ever heard anal described, wtf

My ability to say snarky things about this is dwarfed by its inherent madness

This gives me feelings of great violence, and it is well that we are not near

The uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Inordinately proud that my homebrew solution for playing as a skeleton takes all this into account.

See in dark (cool) but brek EZ (bad)

He’s such a perfect send up of racists. He embodies their highest ideals and he’s still nothing more than a shabby pawn.

This is a good one. If you view it in grayscale you can tell the curves come from strings of houses with lighter shades.

If not me, who? If not now, when?

Gwar - Immortal Corrupter

I honestly don’t think so, bestie. Monkey’s not gonna press the keys randomly at all. Somewhere in the recesses of his monkey neurons he’ll have made implicit connections between letters and letter combinations. This is the infinite typewriter monkey, not some two-bit organ grinder’s bitch. This monkey has been places, probably been through hell getting to this position in life. Seen wars, been across the globe, and now he’s the star of a famous thought experiment. He loves lowercase t because he’s a devout Christian after having been rescued by that missionary, and being a monkey he doesn’t quite grasp the distinction. Wanna see what he wrote? tttt hhdfyb my ik t tkkoptt aa aaaa Bernardo : Who’s there? tt ttt eeertyuhjk t

You call that random?

I don’t think it works honestly. You’d need a monkey with a lasting and dutiful commitment to true randomness to ever get anything but a finite number of button mashing variations. Monkeys like that don’t come cheaply.

Is this on discogs?