HooPhuckenKarez

A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.

They don’t get it. They won’t get it, until they get it.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.
Never gonna get it… WOOT woot whoot woouhoouhoo.

My sister in-law? Broke as fuck, came across a windfall from an accident that never came up before, spent more than a third of it on… a fucking F-150 platinum. Still deep in debt, living in low income housing, doesn’t have a job.

Firefox mobile+uBlock Origin+Video background play fix.

Asian dude and butterfly meme… Is this a premium.

Video background play fix. Long winded title. Let’s me play youtube videos in FF mobile while leaving shitty comments on the fediverae.

Literally listening to youtube in the background right now without premium. Firefox mobile ftw.

Video background play fix is the add-on I use.

I’ve had on and off problems with YT. On days where uBO is behind, I right click and open in private window. It’s a shitty workaround, but it works.

Excuse Me?

Dude, blame your barber/stylist, grow it out, and get over it.

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

Something something identify as a attack helicopter. Hur dur der.

I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That’s my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.

Get younger.

Now I see bees I won.

Coffee Stain Studios seem really give an actual shit about their fans.

I’m a mechanic irl, and I have this issue all the time. I don’t need a 12 minute 38 second video to show me how to get some particular bits apart, while text and long lost pictures don’t work very well either.

Brined and slowcooked. Like a brisket, but fattier and more cathartic.