Hey, at least internal combustion engines are useful for something
Hey, at least internal combustion engines are useful for something
Oh yah, play with mein bells
What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.
Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.
Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.
The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.
Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit
And we have stacks of consent forms
John Connor has entered the chat
Easy peasy
I’m a signal flare user and this metaphor is really falling down
I like to do the widdle wadder meme but with widdle duckies, in your wittle wangler
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Will they be pedantic about it?
What does HR have to say about that?
This is where I wind up every time I ask.
Check out the company Silicon Power. If you don’t need anything fancy storage has gotten laughably cheap. I impulse bought more because I couldn’t install a game and was so surprised by the price.
So like, don’t hang out here. Nobody’s making you
I didn’t mean to preach, it’s a new thing for me and was sort of forced on me medically. Boredom is so hard, it’s my biggest issue. I just cope with cannabis instead of alcohol
“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”