gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

Shake Your Screen" Optical Illusion refers to a fetish drawing category

how could a dancing frog meme be turned into a…

popular on Japanese Twitter

ah, right-o. carry on, then.

be the repost you wish to see in this world

I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.

well now, how about that

of course you don’t!

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

it seems like a pro-communist programming message to me. the red dude looks super cool and supportive.

gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

no, don’t do that

not with that attitude

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

yo ho, matey! shiver me timbers and man the fuck-down!

SNAKE EYES

check please!

similar 100% true story from a green text:

kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.

they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.

I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still a hilarious idea

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade