kreekybonez

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

no

you fans sure are a contentious bunch

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair

be the change you wish to see in this world

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

I was saying boo-urns…

sure, I’ve played Dark Souls. never dug too much into the lore, though…

instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

I’m trying to take a more active roll in training new machines operators at my job, and it’s only because the current training manager actively does the opposite of 90% of the stuff on this list. I’m getting tired of being called in to “fix” stuff that’s just an error of bad training.

such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.

well, now I know this exists.

thanks, I guess

edit: apparently this guy is responsible for R.E.M.

what could these symbols mean? even the best egyptologists are still at a loss