But aren’t well all connected by our inevitable destiny to pee? Maybe the real poetry was in their username this whole time.

I think this is actually wholesome haha. Well, maybe not the Twitter handle. But like, yeah.

I knew of “smart ass”, but “smart balls” sounds nice for sure too!

How about cocky behavior therapy?

I’m a vagina with a pH of 4

You just dark roasted yourself

Don’t believe that people, these are but mere speculations