Hopefully last mission will be washing emperor on the throne.

From personal experience only distros that ever broke on me after update are Manjaro and Debian sid. I’m not claiming it is not my own fault somehow or my specific hardware problem and it did happen long time ago but if I want rolling distro I would go with something that is specifically made for it. I had good experiences with openSUSE and Arch so I would recommend something of those two. Also staying on Debian stable is not that bad nowadays when you can get newest packages with flatpak.

What in the fuck is HoloISO?? 2 minutes of research would tell you to get Mint, POPos or something similar and he finds some insane distro no one heard about. Guess everyone can be a tech journalist today.

The only wrong choice Janeway made is not shooting Neelix after separating them to avoid future incidents like infecting Voyager with cheese.