Ha, yeah, I prefer nice looking v. bitchin’ about tailgating.

I’ve noticed significantly less tailgating ever since my rear bumper and trunk were damaged from a dumb bitch that rear ended me last month.

I’d leave it as is… but, it’s pretty ugly. I want my baby back in shape.

Eat shit

Adding powdered sugar to a donut?

STFU

Blue. I’m pretty solid at the moment. I’m sure I’d lose my son if I started over at 6. So, definitely blue.

I guarantee there’s no chance it’s been that many times.

Ha, literally this morning. Didn’t hurt. I actually thought I forgot to set the alarm.

Boost is best! 🚀

Pinch and/or dash… Fuck the rest.

Fuck Apple.

Nope, not cool, def hot! Getting hotter.

My fault. I like plastic straws in my scorpion bowls.

Nice try memory card sales person.