That’s sad in 33 years of pratice the best testimony he has ever gotten from a client is just random rambaling.

I’m probably weird but oatmeal raisin cookies are dank and I would pick them over chocolate chips cookies 90 percent of the time.

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

Well then please by all means go jump into a volcano. I’m so sorry I even suggested you do differently.

No no no… We need to throw the CEO’s in the volcano. We don’t need CEO’s but I’m sure someone needs you.

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This just reeks… What does this add to the conversation. Guess what they all suck and I don’t think we need to downplay the atrocities brought on by the Chinese and Russian governments.

This is genius and I absolutely love it! This immediately made my mood better.

Well according to the US Navy they actually died 5 days ago when the haul imploded.