Great post and made me laugh. But also reminded me of those desperate guys who actually think they could hook up with someone real on a porn site

I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate

When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass

These were such a big deal in the 60’s

Bet it’s just Saturdays when there is a full moon

LOL. Love the quote. Bet you that few reading it know who said it WITHOUT searching it

This bullshit of going through someone’s post history and not liking it so you ban them for a group that you mod is so reddit. If the poster has not violated the group rules that’s all that matters. And I never understood why anyone would actually go through a poster’s history. It’s social media which is all phony bullshit anyway.

the posted picture is to remind you not to take it so seriously. Life is all bullshit. You are here for a short time. You die and you are dead. Spend your time enjoying it by living in the moment and stop fearing the future

So it must taste pretty good when someone sucks it

Did you have to ruin the fun for the rest of us?

Wonder if her husband ever applies it to her, just asking

I understand it with teenage boys, but I have always been fascinated with guys being so obsessed over how big their cock is. Seems to be common knowledge that women don’t really care because it feels no different to them. You will rarely hear a women talk about one that was so big that it hit their cervix.

genuis

I’m surprised that someone isn’t selling measuring devices specifically for the penis

I’m certainly not impressed with the measured length at hard

When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she’s a keeper

Once you get there you have to nut before they will serve you

Bowtie for any duck. But not for humans.

Wondering if before I die there will be holograms generated by smart phones for internet browsing, texts, face time phone calls

You are a lucky guy