Everyone needs to get some humor in their lives. It does wonders. It’s a completely JOKE post. Who would give any consideration to how many cocks a person handled before shaking hands with them. EVERYONE wipes their butt. Do rational people actually think about that before shaking hands? And what would be more accepable shaking a butt wiping hand or a cock handling hand?

I consider “shitpost” a great group for posting humourous and strange things. Geez, it’s not serious stuff. There are plently of other groups for serious discussion and debate.

Nice to read about a person that so appreciated the kindness of another that they were willing to extend a kindness to them

I’m not from a rural area so I can’t speak from experience but I would imagine legal hunting is allowed and those that engage in it use a gun and then actually consume the things that they hunt. Different enviornments create different social norms. What they eat from hunting is probably healthier than what we buy in a store. Though the thought of hunting turns my stomach. I’ve never done it. I would never even hit an animal with my car let alone shoot one. Rather break and allow them to cross the road.

If you squeeze the reindeer’s face does it’s nose get bigger?

Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled

It has to vary from person to person but I’ve never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is

thanks for encouraging me to “fix” it so I am perfectly aligned with you and “most people in this thread” I wouldn’t want to be able to think for myself

If someone actually wore this at a Christmas party you would be sweating as you resisted the urge to gently squeeze the head of that reindeer

Of course “bigoted” is in the eyes of the beholder. And those judging have no real idea if a person joking around is actually a bigot.

Honestly curious about this. I don’t think that people turn into homosexuals. They either are or aren’t at birth. But in the case of lesbians, which you raised, I wonder how many have at least once experimented with at least one hetero interaction which would involve penis holding

It’s like the guy kept trying to do it right but just couldn’t get it right so he said fuck it and just put in the window and used whatever was a round to plug the gaps

LOL. Always good to see that others are as sick as me

It is amazing how so many people cannot simply joke around. Politics so consume their lives every single thing in life is viewed only in that context. And not only cannot they not simply joke around they are on a mission to impose their views on anyone who disagrees with them. What a sad way to go through life. Social media in general is all a joke. And this group specifically is all about just getting a laugh.

It is not natural for animals to smoke. And it reminds you that it not natural for humans either

Never thought about it but obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons. And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand. This is now stuck in my head. The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.

I’m always amazed how some people have no self awareness. They have no concerns for others. And yet if you acted like they did and it affected them they would be so pissed.

What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed “Raid” into the straw?

Totally agree. This was the reason I posted it

Agreed he can be pompous but I think since he’s an astronomer he is making the point that if you were in space and looked at earth you would wonder why are there borders

If you think 2024 sucked for you remember that if you are reading this you don’t live in a literal war zone like some people do. Everything is relative