Right, please tell me. Is this just a meme thing or do people actually knock on other people’s doors to try to convert them to their religion?

And does this only happen, bizarrely, in the country with the highest number of gun-owning cowards?

It just seems such an odd combination

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Is Shaka Ponk metal? Probably

I wanted Anno 1800 to be this but man, the income fluctuations are fuckin uncontrollable

Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers

“Little ass plugs” are called “grub screws” btw 😂

In 30 years you’ll catch up and they’ll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!

Fuuuuckin hell, I haven’t seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.

Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

And missing “u” and “ur”

It’s just what we call “internet” in most countries 😂 Remember the early 2000s when ISPs tried to limit how much internet we could use and so we just switched to another provider that had a better offer, and the whole ‘limit’ thing disappeared virtually overnight?

Yeah…

Can I interest you in a turkey in these trying cums?

No native English speaker would say “do these get any bigger” rather than “…come any bigger”

So I’m assuming the shopper was a non-native speaker and the shelf stacker was JUST HORRIBLY RACIST OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO SOMEONE

Edit - apparently I forgot that Americans are fucking retarded 😂😂😂

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I’m way too European to understand?

You know those pictures you see of beautiful wooden chalets in the swiss Alps etc?

Yeah they’re not wooden, they’re basically made by pouring liquid concrete in to a massive “mould” for the floor and walls, then covered with wood to make it pretty

The idea of 3d printed ones is the same, but without the hassle of making the mould

Oh, and for funny books, Tom Sharpe of course

Anyone mentioned John Boyne yet?

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas was really a YA book, but some of his other stuff is world class. A Ladder to the Sky, Heart’s Invisible Furies etc

Rural village please and thank you

I was 30 when Far Cry came out

Yeah I’ll buy the next one

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

More like a bunch of folk who were turfed out of Europe for being a bit too religiously weird

That takes some doing in the 16th century 😂

It’s the opposite. I’ve lived in both modern, and backward countries.

When you’re driving somewhere and you see “50” to your destination, it’s infinitely preferable for that to be Km rather than miles. Makes every journey shorter