Nakari Lexfortaine

They threw so many fucking tantrums. I remember when one subreddit decided to say fuck it and threw a revolt over their nonsense. They acted like having people hate them was a badge of honor and that anyone against them was “a stupid misogynist”.

I’m sorry, did you not already have a thing for burly communist Santa?

What kind of Christmas movies did YOU grow up watching?

Sometimes you need that good, deep clean only a chunk of bark will give you.

“HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!!” - Red, The Roadside Picnic

An impossible wish, yet one that burned itself into my heart the moment I read it, and a quote that has kept me walking.

PTT on Q, for an easier time accidentally hitting it at an inopportune moment.

That way everyone knows why you suck tonight is because you’re going through a messy divorce, she taking the kids, my fucking kids, and you expect me to be at the top of my game? THE LICH KING CAN FUCK OFF UNLESS HE’S THE ONE PAYING THE ALIMONY!

You know what, I think I will. Fuck the system!

Shift is for Sprint. Ctrl is for Crouch.

It’s right there, in the manual, page 2.

Tiny lamps, magnifiers with lights attached, the little “Lite Worm” you could plug on top that barely did anything besides put a bright spot on your screen…

There was a lot of bad ideas before the concept of a backlit Gameboy left Japan. Because of course they had an exclusive one with a backlight before the GBA was even a thing, let alone the SP.

They were amazing. Hershey’s(not the chocolate company, just the same name) makes some really quality ice cream.

They’re also a pain in the ass to find outside the Northeastern US, in my experience. Where I was living at, you could find traditional Hershey’s Ice Cream Parlors everywhere. After getting lower than Virginia, I could count how often I saw anyone advertising them on one hand.

Hippo all the way.

Fuckers don’t deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

Hershey’s Ice Cream does this oversized mint choco chip ice cream sandwich that you just made me think of.

Fuck you, that’s over an hour drive and they’ll be closed before I’m off work, but thank you, I know what I’m doing tomorrow because of you.

Who are you, and why do you have a picture of my sleep paralysis demons?

If you’re in my goddamn walls again, I’m going to start charging you rent.

Stanely Parable is a great game. It has great replayability baked in finding all the endings and little things, with really solid and humorous writing.

If you’re looking to just relax, have a laugh, and have fun trying to break a narrative, genuinely recommend it.

Rotten and Ogreish, the first two gore sites I ever stumbled upon.

I’ll never forget the dude impaled on the fence post, just twitching.

The meats.

Zuck likes to smoke meats, and must always have BBQ nearby.