So because you don’t understand which feelings this almost blind ugly little meatbag in that photo represents, there will be those who do and who will share the joy, making the world a little less depressing as fuck. Which is a benefit. But of course,. because you can’t understand that, no one possibly can.

If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

Besides: it’s not their problem that you can’t empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

ChatGPT in a nutshell

That one was a wild ride

I now feel like giggling and throwing up at the same time. A rather confusing sensation.

Leaves me to wonder how abysmal the deleted memes were

Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it’s the guy behind those texts.

Sautéing mundane dandelion holders?

I don’t. So… uhm… you’re wrong I guess.

Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!

Shaking my dick head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9FYqkyfIw But’chu didnt

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve. Fact is that he didn’t, so you didn’t.

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You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

Most red dyes are bugs. Be it food or otherwise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine

We hate your music we hate you, too we got our resons, for what we do

you cannot hide, you stupid fucks We really think your music sucks

We hate - Sworn Enemy

Love how the tone alternates between rage and hate on the one side and this rational description on the other

When I hear that lonesome whistle

It’s always funny to see how inept and childish those companies seem when regulatory bodies don’t just stop pursuing them after their first haphazard attempt to circumvent the rules.

They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they’d to horse funerals.

I also know that I cannot tell the difference between two IPv6 addresses because they all merge into an indiscernible blur inside my head