No, that would be silly.
Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?
And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
Humans are animals too. So, it’s somewhat ironic that you’ve got a stylized exposed human skull as a profile picture.
Yes, I know it’s from Diablo 2; great game!
Aww, man, I thought it was ALL pus… Well, maybe a pus and mucus mixture, but that’s disappointing. ☹️
Have you tried growing your penis out?
I did and it stopped my periods before they even started! 😎
How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?
Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.