Cheers. Every weeknight, walking down the hallway to the sound of “Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got…”

FYI you can trim 80% of that. https://www.amazon.com/LEXiBOOK-Educational-Activities-Mathematics-Dactylography/dp/B0B6HKB3JF/ Amazon sure loves its tracking data.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supposedly a lung infection caused by inhaling very fine volcano dust. Technically invented by a group of word puzzle fans, but it’s appeared in dictionaries.

This might also be the first time since I learned it (30+ years ago) that it’s been even close to relevant in a conversation.

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A variant of Eat hot chip and lie.

There are way more rings than that, and they’re actually the best parts of the game. It gets so much worse in the levels without rings. Awful combat, terrible puzzles, inconsistent framerate, and thoroughly unclear objectives.

Oh, and everyone’s favorite: escort missions!

https://xkcd.com/605/

It was a replacement screen, too, not the built-in display.

I think that’s the artist’s name in panel 1. https://mhuyoportfolio.tumblr.com/

Hard to tell for certain because there are several edits of this around.

That’s Zara Boss, not Gigachad.

Smart Pipe?

Check the URL. The site clearly changed the headline after OP posted.

Not sure about OP, but it reminds me of The Enormous Egg.

The term you’re looking for is National Emergency Library.

That was one of those tiny goofy references I miss from Reddit. They put a Pi symbol at the end of every page (on old reddit at least) as a nod to that movie.

Axe Cop, no!

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Ah, a co-op install.

Cool. Reminds me of kkrieger from…20 years ago? Where’d that time go.

Scam. Note the low user score too, and user reviews saying how bad the app is. The official site is Deltarune.com. if it’s not listed there (which this isn’t), don’t trust it.