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Joined 11 months ago
Cake day: August 2nd, 2023
  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.comto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Transcendentalism rule
    5·
    3 months ago

    I see that now on my third re-read. 😂😭😂😭😂

    I am practicing my proper grammar skills. I read somewhere that you are supposed to italicize products when you use them in a sentence and I wanted to try it for some dumb reason.

    If it helps, I am not a bot nor do I strictly endorse this product. Traditional floss and floss picks are way better.

    I only like this product because I have a permanent retainer, flossing to get under this thing is a pain.

    In the spirit of good health, something is better than nothing!

    – I am actually a dentalologist

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.comto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Transcendentalism rule
    67·
    3 months ago

    Just in case, because the Internet is weird: this comment was satire. My dentist is actually a cool dude and my dental hygienist is amazing.

    Take care of your teeth y’all! 🦷🪥

    You only get one set, and it’s a long life!

    I hate the aftertaste of coffee. Simply using GUM Soft Picks and brushing my teeth after my morning coffee in addition to my before-bed brushing has really improved my dental health.

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.comto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Transcendentalism rule
    153·
    3 months ago

    I don’t give a fuck about sending my children on a trans field trip. Everyone should be comfortable and happy with their bodies. Spreading knowledge and education on the subject is key to achieving this!

    Fuck dentists though! They just like to SCRAPE at your teeth. They make your gums BLEED. They charge you money for these OBSCENE services?!? They think they are so smart because they are a dOcToR.

    If you are trans, that is cool and I love you for who you are. However, you won’t get a pass from me for spreading your dentalism ideologies to my kids!!! 😤😤😤😤 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Dad
    18·
    3 months ago

    The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

    Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

    Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

    – Totally a real doctor.

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoFirefox@lemmy.ml•Open Letter to Tim Cook: Sabotaging Web Apps Is Indefensible
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    4 months ago

    PWAs (Progressive Web Apps) are their own categories of websites and they do indeed have the ability to behave like an actual app. They are much more than just a shortcut, which apple is reducing them to.

    On android, my PWA that I developed for fun can go full screen and appear as though a browser isn’t wrapping the page, I can send notifications, I can access the microphone and camera, I can do nearly everything you could expect an app to do, I can support offline mode, I can store data locally, and I can manage my PWAs permissions as well as uninstall my app at an OS level. My entire family uses my PWA, and they see it as an app.

    Are there some things native apps can do that PWAs can’t? Absolutely, but that is not the point. PWAs are an open and clearly defined technology to the web. Windows supports them as well.

    Apple is refusing to accept that though. They are removing notifications, badges, etc, and reducing them to what you have described, just a shortcut to a Safari window. They are citing security concerns even though other operating systems are able to implement security around them just fine.

    The real issue is Apple wants more control over how you use your device and is acting against the consumer.