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back in the day people thought rosewater flavor was the shit.

Today it still has its fans, but like anchovies on pizza, most people today have different tastes and don’t like it so much.

IDK what people are on in this thread; rosewater is a traditional flavor (one not suited for the modern palate) but you can make it in whatever flavor you want.

Tt’s basically just a giant jelly bean with no outer shell, and if you get it in a good flavor it’s pretty tasty

Then there’s Lin-ux, or Line-ux, I don’t know how you say it,

or how you install it, or use it, or play it,

or how you download it, or what programs run,

but Lin-ux, or Line-ux, don’t look like much fun.

So, I still don’t trust Unity, and wouldn’t in good faith advise its use moving forward given that there’s no way to know they wont try to pull this again in the future (especially given that John “Pay a Dollar to Reload” Riccitiello hasn’t resigned in disgrace as CEO). However, I feel there’s a part of the letter that you’ve left conspicuously out of this response.

But you still never answered how we can trust the install numbers that your tool supposedly collects

They addressed this, see this copied paragraph, emphasis mine:

For games that are subject to the runtime fee, we are giving you a choice of either a 2.5% revenue share or the calculated amount based on the number of new people engaging with your game each month. Both of these numbers are self-reported from data you already have available. You will always be billed the lesser amount.

This also addresses two your immediate followup concerns, piracy and install-bombs – always being billed the lesser amount would act as a safety valve against unprofitable install spikes, on top of the fact that using licensee-reported numbers allows for agency on the part of the licensee to screen for malicious activity before being billed.

'member blackfaxing?