As far as sex goes, occasionally I’ll invite a second person

Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed

A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen

In order to sue you have to show damages. It seems like she can only show benefits. Maybe she can gain more weight than she lost before she goes to court and start dating an asshole or something.

Four? You must really enjoy food that spins

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

Isn’t he just amplifying it?

That’s the up and down ones. They’re kept there without across ones to eat

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

You’re gonna bring them back and send them to paradise?

I’ll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander

https://youtu.be/TfCbzfRJuDE?si=0WWFnnANUPc3GMyx

I’ve seen that video a hundred times and it never fails to disappoint

This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

I used nothing but Slack for about 15 years. Other distros gave me.problems, hell, I compiled Gentoo from source but was never even successful at installing some of the newbie distros like Ubuntu, but Slack was always simple and rock solid. I wasn’t the best at resolving dependencies, I’d just build and install anything it said I needed. I think I’ve had more than one version of Python or Perl installed at a time, but it never mattered. Every few years I’d wipe everything and reinstall.

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good

When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.

Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say “fecal particulates” is a good day

Things haven’t been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates