Whoa. How many toes do they have?

It’s a called dumpass.

I think he may have soul doubt.

You suck, weirdo.

Seriously though, I think it’s only a coping mechanism if you have an actual issue with it. Were you neglected during your isolation?

Upvoted but I wish you would have run your post through ChatGPT as well my friend. That was hard to read.

Great point.

Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.

You slipped up now, Hippie. We will expose the heart of your delicious plan(t), one buttery piece at a time.

Not to detail this but that is a new one for me. What is a Stan?

Secrets by the sounds of it.

Ah, the dead man’s switch. It always reminds me of the time my homophobic uncle-in-law died in a car crash and they found his secret stash of gay porn in the wreckage. Yeah, good luck explaining that one at the pearly gates my man.

On the nose.