Alan tudyk?
Andy serkis?
That one guy who does a shitload of videogames and anime dubs whose name always escapes me?
“so how have you been” as they walk into the room, and don’t bother waiting for an answer before asking why you’re bothering them here today.
There’s your emotional assessment. That’ll be $40.
Honestly if I saw this on my bill if be calling my doctor directly to ask what the actual fuck this bullshit is.
“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”
Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.
An M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.
“we’re not doing illegal, and no you can’t check.”
-People doing illegal things
Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.
I’ve always wanted to try linux
Booger hook: bang switch.
#10: Greed is eternal.
#45: Expand or die.
I think they’ve all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.
For when you don’t need to strip mine the countryside 15 cubic meters at a time, bit still want to.
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