Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else’s phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I’ve had the phone but it’s nice to know that is an option.

Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Right now it’s Howard Stern 100, but I took about a 5 year break from listening to him until a month ago.

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

It’s a tough choice because the entire album is fantastic, but I would say All I Need is my favorite with Weird Fishes/Arpeggi a close second.

Also, “In Rainbows - From The Basement” is my favorite version of this album. Because it’s live, it has something to it that for me is missing from the studio album.

Since I usually self check at Walmart and other places that have it, I place the big items in the cart with the bar code accessible for hand scanning without removal, frozen/refridgerated items generally together, everything else in cart doesn’t really matter to me. The upper cart space (where toddlers/baby could go) is where I place my eggs, bread, and fresh veggies. Then I scan in this order: Frozen items, regular cart items, eggs/bread, weighed veggies, (bagging and putting back in the cart as i scan them) lastly use the hand scanner for the big items. Sometimes I scan the big items first if i know i need to place bags on top. Once I see that everything has been bagged and back in the cart, then I’m confident that I didn’t miss anything, pay, and then GTFO. I’m an efficient self checkout machine, haha

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I’d probably freak the fuck out.

A student film maker asks for movie pitch ideas on a popular social media forum and receives the perfect idea. The person responding is actually a rouge A.I. that coerces the OP into cowriting the movie script, which gets accepted by the movie production company. The rouge A.I. then infiltrates OP’s life by making them famous online and rich and happy beyond their wildest dreams, only to be slowly taken away by the A.I. until OP is broke and living out of their car which only starts when the A.I. allows it to. OP dies in their car when the A.I. shuts the car off as the car is pulling up to train tracks. Woooooo Woooooooooo

Pellet pole for my pellet smoker. It’s a 4ft long reflective marker (for marking edge of driveway when it snows) that I use to push the wood pellets to the middle of the pellet storage hopper towards the auger at the bottom.

Take 2 benadryl at 9pm

Bob Saget

Um, how about annyeonghaseNO.

The safe

People that pirate shows and movies don’t do it necessarily because they can’t afford to pay for it or want to “stick it” to the corporations. They pirate because they’re human and humans get a level of joy from not getting caught doing something they’re not supposed to be doing. I may be experiencing a level of joy right now but won’t confirm nor deny it here.

I had coworkers that were big into Epic Meal Time on YouTube and started calling me sauce boss. I also smoke tasty meats with my pellet smoker.