I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.

Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I’ve been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.

That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

That’s a shame, I prefer my burgers served on a snow shovel

Always has been

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

Merkuh

I like when people drive lifted pickups without a speck of dirt in the bed. I call those vehicles the Pedestrian Killer 9000

CIA

I wish it was 50/50. A lot of the time it wouldn’t plug in so I flipped it. Still didn’t work so I flipped it back to the original orientation and it magically plugs in.

I loved the short time I played HnH but multi-client botting is the only way to keep up with everyone and it just turned me off of the whole game.

I’ve been pirating Ahsoka because my subscription to Disney+ is region locked while I’m on vacation. Easier than fiddling around with VPNs.

We just call them Cheesesteaks here

They were literally running ads on facebook. For about a month it was all I saw.

There are newer models of plants that dont produce the byproducts needed for nuclear armaments. The problem is that our governments want those byproducts for nuclear armaments so the safer reactors were never built.