100% this. If I had a dishwasher I wouldn’t give a flying fuck how it’s loaded- I’d just be happy to own the damn thing.

I just finished loving myself, thanks.

Piracy is stealing- but so is capitalism so it’s fine.

Apparently reddit attended the same workshop.

Very specific to Hawaii but- Zippy’s.

Seconded. If you’re open to it the older/non-canon audio book is amazing way to experience the story as well. Includes musical cues, sound effects, and the narrator does an incredible job of imitating the OG cast.