I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Exactly. That’s how you opt out of this shitty practice.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

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Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.