This dog that is the mayor of a town in Minnesota

I find conversation more natural when there is a “thing” we are all doing. Playing cards, bowling, pool, darts, singing kareoke whatever. That way if I start to feel awkward in the conversation I can steer it towards what we’re doing and give myself a small talk break.

I start to take 5 psychic damage a second when I’m talking to other people so I need time to regen my HP.

Damn, ya beat me. I’m not good people to so I know from first hand experience.

All drugs should be legal

You want ceramic plates, not steel. Steel plates are cheap, but they can throw slag when hit. Not good for you or nearby friendlies.

Clown Country

Unlock your long term memory for $696.90 a month!

Wait, you’re not a dog using the internet while the humans are at work?

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The multi orgasmic man

We should make a special political spectrum just for these people. Let’s call it the imperial political spectrum.

Eggs. I thought about changing the title to “You can substitute Eggs with blood” but that also sounded awkward.

Then I realized I’m what’s awkward.

We appreciate your community service.

The best instance is subjective to the user. That’s why the fediverse is so rad, people can join whichever digital commune that best reflects their values.

Some people like bowling with the little gutter bumpers raised up. Some like to throw bowling balls into the wall to see how many holes they can make. Something for everyone!

Hell yeah. If they can’t afford to host the servers they should give up those tools.

They had their time in the sun.

For profit corporations are to never be trusted.

Do: Valheim

Watch: Person of Interest

Listen: Now playing The Cure - Songs of a Lost World

Capitalism will ruin any good opportunities with said technology. Much like every technology that preceeded it.

Not everything works out in life.