I’m torn between I Accuse My Parents and Hobgoblins, though I also put on Monster A Go-Go a lot (usually as background listening because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS IN THAT MOVIE, but when things do happen the riffs are top notch (plus its host segments are top notch and the short is easily in their top 5))

COMPUTER OVER?

VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!

THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!

people actually literally want this

Who’s tearfully begging for a chatbot to tell them what a review page says instead of just clicking on the page and reading the actual reviews wtf

“I count lives, all on these songs

Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you’ll be strong

Fighting for your rights, even when you’re wrong

And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I’m gone”

Tax fraud, baby

PUSH IT TO THE LIMITTT

Touhou lol

Waiting for the impromptu Cornel West vs Jill Stein debate ig

Nah that site’s full of subtly (and sometimes overtly) unnerving techbros

Tbf i mean more what regions are microcosms of the entire nation but I do feel like Alberta has the most mounties per capita

miss him every day

And also that whenever tabloid articles on MSN talked about “[washed up supermodel]’S BUTT CRACKED” I thought they meant that they had a bone fracture instead of their ass slipping out a bit too much

I thought my mom pissed out of her ass

They also broke adding songs to playlists on mobile lmao

Relevant

I’ve seen Social Democracy get invented again at least five times in this thread

Find a way to stay in touch with the guy you met by rambling about fnaf with him before middle school begins. Also you’re autistic, which DOESN’T mean you’re just dumb as it turns out (and is also the reason why you sketch fnaf maps every day), and btw you should look into that Bernie Sanders guy who the news is still kinda talking about

Tbf the US has like 5 different unaffordable health insurance conglomerates while Cuba’s never had that freedom of choice