I think about this every time I hear this song. https://youtu.be/t7kNgfY8vg4

Hey that was shamelessly stolen from me—and after I put in all the work to copy it from a google image search of cookie cutter sharks.

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.

No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.