But they’ll only recommend the surgery after trying muscle relaxers ten times over the course of a year.

I think refrigerating eggs is inconsequential compared to the other thing that happened.

Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

Nothing since a radio telescope isn’t a fucking speaker.

Headaches too. Every time I get a bad headache I honestly forget what it feels like to not have one.

We also have better full-light vision than a lot of animals, even the ones with good dark vision.

Do people still think this joke is funny

“If you aren’t able to stop me, I get to rape you. Them’s the rules.”

That’s how fucking stupid you sound.

Because so many people think monopolies are good before playing this game 🙄 Mouse Trap ends when there’s only one mouse left, so do we suddenly need to worry about rodent genocide??

Holy shit imagine earnestly comparing the infinite complexities of life to a fucking board game for kids.

Seems useful to me. If I’m selling my house I don’t want to spend a bunch of my own time setting up all the showings and being there for each one. And if I have to trust someone else to do it, they should be licensed and trackable in case something goes wrong.

It does seem like a job that attracts lazy people though, and it also seems like there are way too many agents in general.

Lmao yeah maybe if everyone takes it for 100,000 years or so 🙄

It was snarky. Some people interpret it as rudeness. He’s still a shithead for sure.

Not gonna lie he was right about the shuts thing. It’s not a common phrasing but totally legit and you did seem kinda dickish when you pointed it out.

They think it will be easier than having people write the code from scratch. I don’t know shit about coding but I know that’s definitely not right.

I liked Johnsonville :(

They make A-to-A cables with a bit of file transfer software integrated into the cord. Useful for transferring big files between two PCs without setting up a network.

They grew up into the trailer park boys.

dEeP sTaTe

Posting a “relevant” xkcd and acting like it’s clever is some people’s excuse for a personality.