Always take it with food.

Surveillance Economy.

Tiny dicked incels with zero social skills who think women are property. AKA fascists.

This is the USA, it’s all a pay-as-you-go country. You will be required to work yourself to death to be able to have anything nice at all. That’s the model. Corporations make the rules, the government will not help us. Economy, corporate profits and giving money to the wealthy are the priorities. Nothing else matters.

I usually give away the golden rings as gifts. But drummers feed a lot of guests.

So… did I miss the cooking time on this recipe? 350 for how long? And this recipe serves how many??? What is happening right now?!?!!???

Welcome all you shiny new Firefox users. Get a cup of a hot beverage and enjoy your freedom.

Now do a pumpkin! A really big, fat, lumpy one. Better safe than sorry.

You don’t have to celebrate your birthday, or any other holiday for that matter. You are allowed to make choices. And when other people get mad, remind them that you are not interested and that’s your choice. They are free to celebrate without you.

That would be fun. And when you get to the name, don’t say yours, loudly say ‘satan’ or ‘zeus’ or ‘slappy the clown’. Whatever comes to mind. And then laugh like a cereal killer afterward.

Vacationing on Mars? Have I got a hair product for you.

Twitter is an everything app… everything & everyone you don’t want or need.

My favorite is, “Teslas Are Boats”.

Yes, only the US uses .gov. All other countries use .gov.uk where the last decimal is their country code. And any country can get a .com without a .com.uk country code attached. That has changed. All .gov are official United States government sites exclusively.

Not when you are coked up on ketamine, it’s an adventure.

Whoa! That looks like the girl from this season of The Block.

1000 years from now, no one, repeat NO ONE will be living on Mars. We will be damn lucky if anyone is still living on Earth.

Bro, do those underwear fit? Can I help you with them? Let me take a look!

Caring what others think is a waste of your time. Always trust your gut, it was always the best option.

Please don’t ever turn your computer off, it makes it really hard to spy on you. Thanks -Apple