There was a clearance sale on windows.
Yes and tell you your IQ, and notify your doctor that you don’t wash in there.
How to find the square root of a Llama.
Stealing all your files to train AI. And they complain that MS Office gets pirated. Privacy and default Opt-Out needs to be a Federal Law. Corporations need to pay millions in fines when they violate that.
JIM?!?? Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete… Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It’s not Jim with the big D is it? BRB
And there would be a clause that says; “We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs.”
What?? NO! Don’t be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea? Are you even serious right now??? I mean, I have no words… A horse funeral, who even does that!
“Welcome to GoogleWindows. Please lick the screen so we can have your DNA to track you globally. Your 30 minutes of ads will begin shortly while we install our spyware on your device. Thank you from the MicrosoftAlphabet Family.”
Elon Musk, the nobody with too much money… for now! [he will still be a nobody though]
People who write a whole novel about “google is your friend” and try to make you feel stupid for asking a question are the ultimate assholes. You wrote 3 paragraphs just to bully a stranger on the internet when 1 sentence could have answered the question. Thanks for being a royal knob head.
Well, there is always TGI Fridays or Applebees.
The only thing spicy I expected was a naked dude with some “hot meat”. [wink wink]
I meant something sans clothes.
You and your 3D printed skate shenanigans.
When you said “hot meat”, I expected a very different scenario. :(
your success depends on the incompetence of others
This is an excellent lesson to learn in school since it happens a lot in life.
“Did you just shove your wiener in my nutella? You dirty, dirty boy!!”