Rest well my prince. You have finally earned your quarter.
Rest well my prince. You have finally earned your quarter.
I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.
Every day we stray further from jod.
The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner
Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner
Tupac: hit em up with a boner
Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner
Sum 41: in too deep with a boner
Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner
CCR: born on the bayou with a boner
Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner
Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner
The get up kids: coming clean with a boner
Alesana: the artist with a boner
Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner
Nirvana: come as you are with a boner
Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner
J Cole: middle child with a boner.
This is a semi spicy take but hear me out. He went on for like 5 albums about what a lonely piece of shit he was and that no one loved him and he was a horrible person. He even alludes to being a predator in Science Fiction. I think the song is called, “in the water.” While I would never condone what he did, his actions, in a way validate his music. Something that was often in doubt for me in that genre.
The line I’m referring too is, “hide your daughters, the old men say. We were young once before, we know how we get our way.”
I went to an Indian restaurant a long time ago with two coworkers on lunch. The waiter asked me how hot I wanted to which I responded, “just medium I have to go back to work.” It was chicken vindaloo and it was the hottest shit I’d ever eaten and enjoyed. I was sweating really bad but it was so good. I barely made it back to the office before I had to start shitting.
I go back on a Friday after work. I tell the same guy, make it as hot as you can. It wasn’t nearly as hot as it was that day. I was mad disappointed. Still really good but I wanted it to melt my face like the end of Indiana Jones. Still burned my asshole that way. Defifinite 5/7. Would recommend.
So Isaac Brock has been right for like 20 years? “The universe is shaped exactly like the earth. If you go straight long enough you end up where you were.”
Volition has been a long standing company with a slew of awesome games. They did a ton with THQ like 20 years ago that were amazing.
Summoner is one of my favorite games to date. It didn’t age well, but the story was amazing.
The descent games were intense as well.
I couldn’t find it on their wiki page, but I’m pretty sure they had a hand in loads of wrestling games in the late 90’s early 2000’s. WWF no mercy, smack down 1-4 as well.
As for saints row, I beat 1-3. The storyline to the first was unmatched by any GTA storyline. It was a shame to see them slink away from the original due to ridicule of being a “GTA clone.” The story was compelling, the voice acting outside of johnny gat was decent. The multiplayer experience offered far more than anything GTA had at the time. The best we got for GTA was in 2008 when they released their free roam multiplayer with GTA 4. By then saints row 2 had full coop.
Case and point. You’re either too young to know this developer in their prime, too retarded to recognize the loss of a good developer (albeit they haven’t put out much in the last few years), or both.
Don’t tell me how to live my life retard.
Farteer rule.