That tiger has an extra knee my dude.

Careful, OP’s gonna start sending you fat tiger pics too.

That was awesome, thanks for sharing!

Bigass subwoofer, blast Smack My Bitch Up, feel your soul exit your body.

Fits the tone of that first chapter perfectly 😂

Me and my homies love BBBs (big beautiful burettes)

I have pet parrots, they can be put off by a change of clothing. My husband bought a hawaiian shirt and became persona non grata for a couple of hours before the birds accepted that he hadn’t been replaced with a colorful imposter.

Nope!

When your pilates instructor catches you moving a body

Kawaiiiiii :3

Death rate is also strongly correlated with when you were born. We’ve gotten much better at not being dead in the last 100 years. For people born in 1924 the death rate is nearly 100%, but for people born in 2024 it has dropped close to zero!

Which will come first, Trump’s beautiful perfect plan or GRRM’s Winds of Winter?

Not many people know this but most dinosaur species have mustaches.

When all you have is a few bone fragments and a bunch of teeth, it’s pretty hard to figure out what my dude looked like! With each new fossil we get a better picture.

He keeps getting better and bite-ier every year.

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Ball outsourced the optics, not really their specialty. Also made of toxic beryllium so preferable not to machine in-house!

Former Colorado governor, current senator. Kinda looks like Jimmy Carter did 30 years ago. I’d trust him to farm my peanuts.

You’re right, the frog’s full name is lil’ Spallanzani.