That’s how you can tell if you’re accelerating

Skibidi

Isn’t this the whole idea behind flatpak but everyone seems to hate it

It’s complicated. It’s sort of colony animal, like a slime mold or a portuguese man-o-war. Either way, you shouldn’t touch it.

It’s your Beanniversary 🫘

Well, that answers that question.

I assume just normal credit card payments online? PayPal started because people were scared to use their card online, but now you get all the same buyer protections and insurance.

Did you just assume my species?

“cool”

No, this is Ratrick.

It’s a 3x3x3 cube that teachers give to students to stop them fidgeting in class

(√51)³

Id be equally proud to be the parents of either Margo or Keanu

I don’t think anyone is arguing “No matter what he does”.

It’s: look at the two candidates and decide which one is going to be better for the future of your country.

If Biden actually does something outrageous that makes you think “Man, this guy is worse than Trump” then that’s just common sense.

Actually, can I see the old, rotten fruit liquid list please?

poemforyoursprog is that you?

Human: I want to drink alcohol

Hmmm… these r/WallStreetBets types seem irresponsible with their money…

It’s JNU/Jinux, Jod Jammit!

Hot take: your gender is irrelevant in 90% of situations