Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

If that was the intentent, I get it. But if you’re going to flip the bird you should at least send it INTO the camera to enforce the message. This just feels stupid.

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

Why are most of their palms facing outward?

I’ve never seen it done that way. It seems really uncomfortable and a bad way to to transition into a fistfight if shit’s about to go down.

Looks pretty neat!

The wisdom of the elderly that aged too young.

The family pets disagree.

I hated laughing at this.

Not your average Gregular guy

Artificial Intelligence at this stage is Artificial Ignorance. It’s not ready to be unleashed onto anyone who blindly trusts anything they read.

Geese have entered the chat with an unapologetic level of aggression

Goodnight Adeline is an excellent new banger of a song, too

StumbleUpon was my jam. I could procrastinate my homework for HOURS with that toolbar!

The temptation to explore felt real. Not like clickbait.

It was that wonderful time on the internet where you got the chance to enrich your knowledge without having an algorithm force stuff on you because it thinks it knows what you like.

I love being surprised and love learning new things. The algorithms, AI, and SEO have stripped all of that curiosity and discovery away.